Thursday, 28 August 2008

My life so far...

Dear friends,

Sorry i haven't blogged in a while! I'm rushed off my feet. I'm working on a comedy show through out 2008, expect a mid 2009 release! I'm expecting it to get millions of fans, i couldn't be more excited.

As for film making, i've released 'Resurrection' (a new short film i directed!). Check it out via my official website at gregorymahony.com

I've found a professional website team to start my site from scratch, expect something BIG! It'll look absalutely brilliant and be released at the same time as my comedy show.

In my personal life, i'm busy working on various projects and i'll keep you updated as much as possible! I can't wait to share my work with you in 2009!

Kind Regards,

Gregory Mahony

Friday, 14 December 2007

The Brown Clown?

Gregory Mahony Talks About GORDON BROWN

It appears Brown is set to follow in Blair’s comic footsteps, hardly surprising, since Blair made Britain the laughing stock of Europe with his special appearance on, ‘The Regina Monologues’. (An episode of The Simpsons). But, let’s not forget Tony's promotion of bad vocabulary in a Catherine Tate sketch (am I bovvered?). It’s all very well appearing for charity, but remind yourself, how many Iraqi children has the bLiar helped kill?

Blair and Brown have a degree in tickling bad humour, after all, there previous professions were working for the Bush & Co Circus as none other than clowns. Hopefully they’ll do us all a favour, light one of those circus cannon’s, and climb inside. So what has Brown done, in the footsteps of his chum, to make a mockery out of British politics? No, he's not invading another innocent country, and no... he hasn’t appeared in a sequel to the Regina Monologues, a sigh of relief? Don’t relax just yet!

Instead, he was the only EU leader to have missed the latest ceremony in Lisbon, yes boys and girls, he stood up Europe, embarassing Britain, shame on him. His explanation? …… A diary clash. Silly me, I thought Bad plumbers, technicians or builders usually uttered those words, but now I’ve learnt anybody, even our veryown Prime Minister can get away with excuses, so students, take note, if you ever run out of reasons to stay at home, remember Gordons!

An Article by Gregory Mahony

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Gregory Attack's Tuition Fee's


Friend's,

I'm living inside one of the Richest Countries in the world, yet Students alongside me, even the poorest of the poor leave higher education in Britain with tens upon thousands of debt thanks to bundles of loans and costs acredited to higher education.


Almost all member's of today’s Parliament, as students, received totally free university education, yet many gained office with the intent to drive forward a campaign, which succeeded, to give youngsters poorer education with a mountain of student debt, crippling the young, forcing many to work ridiculous hours whilst studying, affecting there ability, and standard of living.

So i'm guessing it's just as well University Counselling remains free.

Currently, I’m studying my second year at University, over the previous summer, before i even found accommodation, before my results were even received, i was forced, by my caring university, to pay 3000 Pounds for the privilege of learning within one of the worlds richest states for 10 months.

If i hadn't laughed, i would certainly have cried, what has Britain become?

On the day my course began, before i even received my timetable but after i had arranged my payment, i shockling received a letter from my University asking immediately for, yep, you guessed it, more money.They told me over the summer the fee level was raised, meaning i owed an extra £70 ontop of the £3000.I was surprised, Obviously the extra money was more important than my timetable, i read online that students who fail to pay fee's get chucked out.

If this is how Britains young are treated, i feel sorry for the next generation of elderly people.Many current students might be forced to abandon their studies due to financial burdens, (i.e not wanting a pile of debt).

The right to a free university education no longer exists in Britain; after all, we're not Cuba, we're not so lucky, our Government cares more for world domination than for looking after it's very own people.

Had i studied just a few hours car journey away, inside the Republic of Ireland, my university education would have been almost totally free, not because the standards are lower, but because Ireland is a nation that cares about it's young (and old), giving them the best chance in life, the opposite to Blair's/Brown's Britain.

After all, when Blair was in power, and needed finance to destroy Iraq, Brown told him financially, 'you have whatever it takes'.

So limitless finance can be spent on death and destruction, with limits still restricting people's right to learn.Brown gave a blank cheque for war with guns and bombs, if only the same could be said about education with books.

But i suppose the Government gains from all of this, fewer people gaining higher education means a society less intelligent, giving the Government more freedom to control, and of course, more recruits to die for the British Army.

Article by Gregory Mahony

Sunday, 12 August 2007

A guide to surviving crime in Britain


ARTICLE BY GREGORY MAHONY:


Yet another man has been beaten and brutally murdered by a gang of teenagers after he reportedly tried to stop yobs from Vandalising property. He was a 57-year-old, oridinary gentleman, proving no British citizen is immune from the crime spilling out of control across the British Isles. This attack took place today inside Warrington, according to Cheshire Police.

So, yet another innocent person has fallen victim to the rising crime across Britain, another name to the 'dead list' of those viciously murdered by violent thugs patrolling our streets. Where were the police when he needed them, inside completing paper work?

Isn't it about time we face unto the hurtful truth? Crime is out of control across Britain, fuelled by drugs & alcohol, uncontrolled by our government and police.

I've decided to write this small guide, hopefully it offers you insight into how many British people like myself live in fear of crime. Others should know about the state of our nation.

‘SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR LIVING INSIDE BRITAIN’



-------TRAVELLING AROUND BRITAIN:---------

---By Public transport-------------

Trains and buses are a popular form of transport across the U.K; they're a haven for criminals such as pick pocketers and petty thieves who target large numbers of people slotted into cramped, crowded areas.

The condition of Public Transport services across the U.K are poor, Train carriages are disgusting, buses & trains rarely show up, it's recommended you pay for first class so you receive a bigger seat as delays are imminent. Of course, terrorism is also an issue. One cannot travel from A to B without risk of being killed by monsters, fuelled by foreign policy in Iraq.

Security check points before entering trains and buses don't excist, they’re a fairytale idea, most likely due to lack of funding and the incompetence of the British Government to safe guard the nations travel network.

Anybody using the Public Transport network should take the utmost care, ensuring they keep a safe distance from all threats such as terrorists, muggers, murderers, druggies & drunks, identifying them is near impossible, so stay away from anything human. Look after your belongings. Should you be approached by a criminal, sound the emergency alarm, however this may be too difficult to achieve with a knife in your face, in which case, like many unfortunate travellers who cannot afford an expensive car, you're out of luck.

---By Car------------

This is the safest way of travelling around Britain as you're locked safely away from criminals, inside a capsule called a 'car'. Be advised, Congestion on Britain’s roads is obscene, with that congestion comes aggravated drivers. Every hour, hundreds of innocent people die inside motor vehicles across the globe, a percentage of those deaths happen on British roads caused by many different reasons such as speeding to sleeping or even drink driving.

Never use your horn, many drivers have a condition called 'road rage' which turns them into monsters, in the past it's been known for British drivers to get angry and use weapons such as axes and machetes to attack fellow motorists, for best protection from such people lock all your doors and windows, pump up life-like bodyguards can be placed on the rear seats of your vehicle to deter aggressors.

P.S: Just as this article was being written a biker was short dead on the M40 Motoway.

---By Foot-------

This is the most dangerous way to travel around Britain today; many people get snatched and are never seen again, just like Baghdad then?

Stay inside a safe house after dark, only venture out during day light when most criminals sleep. Use Taxi’s if you do exit your home after dark.

When outside in the polluted air of Britain’s Urban or Rural areas, assume you're a target to all kinds of criminals such as rapists, thieves and murderers, gangs of yobs terrorise communities and choose passers by as prey because they have nothing else to do due to the lack of community funded events. If you do get cornered, call the police who usually take twenty minutes to arrive, during this time offering your aggressors biscuits or tea is not an option.

Taking precautionary measures will help protect you from the vulchers who walk British Streets. Ensure any valuable possessions such as mobile phones are hidden as they may lure unwanted attention. Many rape alarms are available alongside various legal defence sprays which shock attackers, not harming them.

Try to wear suitable clothing that will not only cover up your body protecting you from unwanted attention, but also assist you with protection from the growing knife culture looming over the Island.

A new type of Clothing range for British consumers is readily available with inner stab proof protection targeted at protecting Brits around the nation against growing knife culture which is spiralling out of control, stab proof jumpers and jackets are becoming the standard clothing range for many British people, even schools are looking to invest in the clothing line for school uniforms..Awww..How sweet!

Whilst walking around a high street shopping you should encounter people wanting your money, your best option is to ignore them altogether, if that fails, run.

Remember, CCTV is watching you at all times, it doesn't prevent crime it merely records it.


------DINING & WINING IN BRITAIN-----

The obvious choices for many Brits are fast food outlets, whilst the food is unhealthy and multiple use can kill using such outlets beats giving tips at restaurants. Your food will probably be delivered wrong, if this does happen, then politely ask the rude spotty teenage worker to change your order. Knifes, forks and plates are not an option, that technology has not yet reached British shores.
Don’t put your handbag or jacket on the seat behind you or next to you as it gives others access to your belongings.



----FINDING WORK------

There's never been a better time to get a job in Britain, with the smoking ban now implemented, you'll no longer get lung cancer from your colleagues fumes. Finding work is easy, Gordon Brown is currently looking for more sons/daughters to send to Iraq.

For a relatively good job, a degree is usually required which requires university attendance (see EDUCATION below)

Most basic jobs such as cleaning out toilets, picking up garbage etc have already been given to immigrants (who came to the country for a better life) tough luck.

-----BRITISH EDUCATION-----

British education is poor, Teachers in British schools have little control over unruly pupils, if you can't afford to send your child to private school, then you're like most parents who's only other option is to send kids to a basic public school where children will probably receive psychological problems caused by fellow class mates such as bullying which is widespread. Possession of weapons in public schools remains high, the students control the school, not the teachers, it's not unknown for students to burn down their own schools.

A small amount of schools help students cheat in exams to meet the tough government targets, and to achieve better student exam results, giving the school a better status on the school league table.

University education is expensive, (unless your Gordon Brown who got it for free) Britain’s not like Cuba, and students don’t get free education unlike third world citizens. Tuition fees in Britain cost poor students thousands per year, sending them into debt before they even get educated.

----HEALTH SERVICE---

Over the past few months the nation learnt how terrorists were training as doctors for the NHS, so choose your doctor wisely, hopefully you wont get a terrorist doctor.

Overall, if you want to lead a safe, happy existence, then you're best option is to emigrate.

ITV Should broadcast a new show,
I’M LIVING IN BRITAIN, GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!
I'd rather live in a jungle!

Gregory Mahony (August 2007)

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

George Galloway should receive a medal

Article regarding suspension of MP George Galloway
(Written by Gregory Mahony)

The speaker of the House of Commons threw Mr Galloway out one third through his dramatic speech. We're a nation which pride ourselves with freedom of speech, invading nations across the four corners of the world to spread that so-called freedom, killing millions, making millions homeless, yet Parliament censor a man who donated 20 years of his life for the House preaching peace whilst other MP'S supported war.

He should be receiving a medal, instead he's receiving verbal torture censored for using free speech & suspended for defending himself against false accusations, the government launch investigations into the leading anti war figure inside Britain today, whilst the man guilty of mass murder, Tony Blair, continues to case havoc as the middle east envoy, not because the people want him, but because Bush used his position to help him gain the job.

I support Mr Galloway through these outrageous events created by a group of Monkeys, our government, who oppose the leading anti war MP because he talks the truth, leading to his suspension whilst a mass murderer who destroyed over 650,000 peoples voices in Iraq is allowed to cause even more blood shed as the middile east envoy, when will the people in Parliament grow some brain cells?I couldn't believe my eyes just weeks ago when i witnessed members of a so called parliament patting a mass murderer's back, cheering and applauding him for his departure from office, as he handed down the reigns of control to yet another war monger who's so busy ensuring war continues abroad that hundreds of thousands of tax payers in Britain are today without clean drinking water.

Enough is enough, a real government that cares about the people of Britain should take to office, whilst our government is stealing oil from Iraq, teaching young Iraqi men how to hold a gun, building two more aircraft carriers, investing for more nuclear weapons, many British children are without clean drinking water, this is the mother of all humiliations, and Galloway is being used as a smoke screen to cover up Brtains failures, he's thrown from Parliament, his freedom broken, so MP's can discuss the backing of an Israeli massive invasion of Iran and Syria without oppositon.

Britain is quickly turning into a third world country where military spending has become a enormous subject, MP's care about British young men and women so much they support sending them to their deaths in wars, the human race has taken millions of years to evolve, i wonder sometimes whether apes are still in charge inside the house of commons.Send the tories and new labour to Iraq, let them enjoy the sunshine and fight for freedom, they're happy to send your loved ones to their deaths for a low wage, any government which start a war are not worth any vote, they wont send their own first class families, or themseleves, because they believe they're more important than standard citizens like ourselves.

Brown flew over the flooded areas by a luxury helicopter, his shoes too expensive to touch the wet ground.If every politician had Galloway's brains then Britain would become the greatest country on Earth loved by everyone, we would have spoken to Saddam rather than watched him die, we're part of a nation so twisted that its own parliament censors the opposition to war whilst thousands continue to die illegally, silently, away from the public eye. We will never trust the Tories and New Labour again, the members of our armed forces are quitting the army quicker than rabbits multiply.

Mr Galloway should receive a medal for his work rather than be targeted by a group of buffoons with extra large ego's, if only they had brains as big as their wage packets.

Article by Gregory Mahony

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Gregory attacks Brown for promoting terrorism




I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Gordon Brown's latest television apparence, where he defended the knighting of Salman Rushdie, insulting not people, but multiple nations, this is the man who should be preventing terrorism rather than promoting it.

The government is provoking Islamic Extremists around the world, making them want to conduct even more terrorist attacks on British soil by nudging viscious monstes waiting for us, the innocent public to be biten.

Downing Street is so knee deep inside lies from the reasons behind invading Iraq that they may believe bringing more fear to the streets will justify the Iraq war, therefore they nudge AlQaeda prompting more attacks allowing the British Army to continue with this disasterous illegal war, one of the least required wars in British History.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has insisted it's the UK's right to give Salman Rushdie the knighthood, basically stating that it is the UK's right to provoke monsters into commiting more horrendous attacks, we have to take responsibility and accept that prompting viscious animals will not defuse the hate, but push it to extremes.

He said: "Nothing can justify either threats to the United Kingdom or any form of terrorist activity'', of course terrorism cannot be justified, no life is worth losing, so i don't know what world Mr Brown lives in when he continues to support this illegal war, and the ntion of Israel, provoking monsters to attack us is in no way helpful, infact, Mr Brown, How many more innocent people have to die until Britain stops promoting terrorism with Iraq?

Pull out of Iraq and withdraw the knighting of Rushdie, sometimes you have to take two steps backwards to move forward, and i don't want to flick on the News and see MORE people die because silly men PROVOKE monsters, try learning from Iraq...Terrorism cannot be stopped by force, the more force that's used, the more terrorists are made, violance causes more violance.

George Galloway referred to Terrorism as a swamp of hate, currently we're simply swatting flies coming from that swamp, in order to tackle the issue we need to drain that swamp, Gordon Brown is merely adding more muck to that swamp by continuing to support Iraq and this latest issue regarding Rushdie, meaning the flies are multiplying.

We should be doing ALL we can to prevent terrorism, Brown is helping the terrorists by continuing to send our British troops to their deaths on a pack of lies, yet.. wont withdraw a knighthood, which would probobly protect us, what is the world coming to?

We need a real leader who will do ALL he can for peace, if withdrawing a knighthood to save lives is too much to ask then he should leave like Blair, we need a leader that can not only take steps foward, but also backwards, accepting failure to obtain peace.

How many more innocent lives do you believe are worth losing for our values?

Yes, i love the fact that Britain can knight somebody, but when that knighting could cost innocent lives it's not worth it, people AHEAD of principles, We could fight and fight for our own values, starting yet another world war... but beliefs wont excist if we all die fighting for them, we could wage more war against terrorism, but it'll never go away as terrorism is caused by violance, and by starting wars we're promoting it, don't you understand?

War causes terrorism, Terrorism causes more war.

It's a cycle that never ends.I think we should protect ourselves from the monsters by pulling Britain out of Iraq at once, and cancelling the knighting, we should act like adults and face common sense, we mustaccept that we were wrong to offend Iran, yes the nation is completely different to ours, but if we keep offending them then we're no worst than they are.terrorists cannot be beaten.. if every terrorist was killed today in the world, within thirty years millions more would be here, the sons of those fathers killed, it's a disease formed on the foundation of hatred, a disease that cannot be cured by aggression, only by love and kindness.. we must show the world that Britain is not represented by soldiers with guns, but represeted by a nation of kind peaceful loving people, Brown is representing us all as a nation that will kill for our belief... making us no better than any other nation on earth.

Many terrorists come from war torn countries, meaning all they have ever seen through childhood is violance, that sort of upbringing is not healthy, it's easy for extremists to brainwash civillians who have experienced war. Without war terrorism wouldn't excist, look at northern ireland for example.. it was Britain that made the IRA, The IRA would never have excisted unless Ireland was invaded, i dream for a world with peace, peace is the enemy of all governments, because when a nation has peace it has no fear, and without fear governments cannot control people.

Article Written By Gregory Mahony

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Policing Debate

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British police officers are forced to fight the rough side of the our society, the dark corner that we 'pretend' doesn't excist. BUT IT DOES EXCIST.

Day in, day out our officers tackle crime from murders to muggings, the major of problems that New Labour haven't tackled such as anti social behaviour are swept under the carpet and left to our own police to solve.
Being a target driven policing culture means officers tackle more paper work than crime. If it didn't make you laugh it would make you cry.
Crime is out of control, police officers require respect, but they have mo respect. Teenagers are not the only problem, our binge drinking society has boomed bringing more vadalism after pub closing times, people do what they want, law and order has been out the window for years.
I'd love to see Brown on the streets tackling hooligans, however he's surrounded by bodyguards... the closest he's ever been to anti social behaviour on our streets is probobly on his 40 inch hd tv.
How can the police obtain the general publics respect when crime is out of control - Britain has a knife culture and men in smart uniforms are not the cure. Our government can no longer sweep crime under the carpet and expect the police to do the dirty work.
Only new tough laws can bring respect back to our streets. Children are not taught respect in schools, they spit at you as you walk past playgrounds. Our children don't learn respect, they grow into adults like wild animals interested in getting money and spending it. Unfortunately many children soon realize they wont be superstars with millions of pounds, theerfore turning to easier ways of earning cash.
Why is a phone stolen in britain every 6 seconds? Because they're advertised everywhere. Why do we have such a high number of rapes? Because sex is advertised in magazines, movies, on television. Sex education now involes handing out condoms, rather than talk about preserving ones dignity until marriage. I'm not religious, but if children studied religion in school (which encourages preserving your own respect, treating others with dignity) then maybe that's one way to make Britain a better place tomorrow.
I've never seen Community Support Officers, more officers wont stop the crime, as George Galloway stated 'swatting flies doesn't solve the problem, you need to drain the swamp they come from', and crime originates from adults who should have been taught correctly at school, but teachers cannot teach because they have no control over children thanks to our government.
I don't know what community support officers look like, unless they have the powers of ssuper man i certainly don't believe the streets are any safer with them. The criminals have owned british streets for over a decade, and the majority of this blogs readers already know it.

ARTICLE WRITTEN BY GREGORY MAHONY (WWW.GREGORYMAHONY.COM)